January 2009
23 posts
“The solution to girls not walking fast enough - shorter skirts. Oh Yeeeaahh.”
– My inner monologue
Remember when music videos were unessecerily epic, Brit had backing choirs and said ‘alllriiight’ every so often.
She loves reverb more than Matt. Fact.
Random Confession
convenient:
Some mornings, especially after a night out, I drink straight from the carton of milk without remorse. Does it make me bad?
I urge you to post your own random confessionals.
I put my hand in my jacket pocket and pretend I’m Napoleon.
I leave the door slightly open and watch the cats try and get in, only to close it if they come too close to success.
Random Confession
convenient:
Some mornings, especially after a night out, I drink straight from the carton of milk without remorse. Does it make me bad?
I urge you to post your own random confessionals.
I roll up my duvet and hug it like it’s a girl.
Trickery
On the way home from work U105 Rick Rolled me… I RAGE!
There is a woman who works in the local chinese that is so beautiful she makes my voice go soft and silky before making me sigh that sigh of being in love.
Of course these things are far more important to me than Jennifer saying she would indeed go to the formal with me… for now.
“That explains why Jamie does all those stupid things and acts like he’s a...”
– Louise Parker, as Jamie stands beside the car with the windows down.
"the onyties."
Only drunk Colan knows what that means. Oh my. I read my out going mail today. Oh my. I shouldn’t go near the computer in a inebriated state. However, I found it all very amusing, I regret nothing.
“Our Song (me and my wife)” to be...
I Review Game Soundtracks And I Don’t Care...
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