December 2008
34 posts
Chillax!
– Twilight
Remember now, that call now,
I’ll never say it again,
Listen to the cry...
– My attempt at poetry. (everyone else is doing it)
And the point is whatever stereotypes people have about vampires are irrelevant due to the fact that, in the novel to which Colan made reference, vampires do not die/sizzle/turn a delicious golden brown in the sunlight. End of.
We, the team at TMRTDM, have never made any suggestions that sunlight causes vampires to sizzle. We did suggest they were nocturnal.
I woke up and proclaimed “I woke up at dawn! What, it must be 8 in the morning! Only 2 hours sleep and I feel so refreshed! I have the WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF ME!”
It was dusk.
I awkwardly said “Goodbye David” to Mr Park
Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Like an alzheimers patient I find myself saying “this is going to rock!” Seriously though, this looks the biz.
Christian Bale is the new Keanu Reeves.
Helen Hawthorne
Now, I usually comment on my days through the medium of comedy, well, I try to. I Live quite an unusual life involving trips to buy 100 McNuggets even though I detest their flavour. Today’s blog will be quite different as experiences have left me dry of comedy.
I hate talking about her, it makes me look like a whiner. Some might say that I am, but in this instance I have a right to be...
Like A Phoenix From The Flames
Well as it seems Colan Says has died, I introduce something new and vibrant to the tumblr community… BEHOLD
witterless:
Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find the 5th sentence. Write that sentence in the text box.
“I’m not hollering! Jesus H. Christ, I don’t understand why-” But before he could finish, Toot would have retreated into their bedroom, and Gramps would leave my room with a look of dejection and rage.
Barack Obama - Dreams from my Father
Stolen from Whataboutadam.
“But...
Killyleagh Annual SausageFest, 6:30
– Flyer